Temple of Dick

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Jun 01

Born-again Dick by day, evil horny sex-obsessed masturbating Beatle fan by night.

Me. 7th & 8th grade. Age 12 & 13. Autumn 1976 & 77, respectively.

For three years (age 12 to 15) I was a born-again Christian & attended a private Christian school for 7th, 8th & 9th grade, Autumn 1976 thru Spring 1979. Ironically, it was during this time that I got into the Beatles & my hormones kicked in & I discovered the joys of masturbation coupled with Christian guilt. Just one of those things that makes a person what they become.

Jun 01

FaceBat: So now when I see pictures like this, I think to myself “I should’ve gone with Catholicism instead”. But noooooo! I had to be an idiot & choose Fundamentalist Christianity. I assure you, none of the girls at the private Christian school I attended wore anything this sexy (though I had a crush on a girl who was even prettier than Tanya & I did get to see her in a bathing suit a few times).

Jun 01
phallusifer9:

Another sea slug.

FaceBat: A SATANIC sea slug! (and a little devilish one)

phallusifer9:

Another sea slug.

FaceBat: A SATANIC sea slug! (and a little devilish one)

Jun 01